Crazy Wild Amazing Weird Huge Wonderful Extreme Mysterious Animals

Heyy y'all!! As Billutan have said in the previous post, Billutan will be updating Billutan's blog which is in this post right now! =D

Billutan apologize it took more than the aforementioned 5 hours time. This is due to the horrible heavy-traffic hit internet connection that Billutan is using.

Anyway, Billutan went through Billutan's mobile phone gallery today and Billutan got a shock. Billutan has actually caught pictures of some of the worlds amazing creatures.

Please be seated and ready, because you're about to go on an amazingly different world, the Animal Kingdom.

Crazy Wild Amazing Weird Huge Wonderful Extreme Mysterious Animals Tour

*ATTENTION*

Buckle up everyone. Stay close to Billutan because you wouldn't want to get lost and get eaten by the animals.

Alright, here we go. Darrumm rumm rumm rummm rumm rummm ......................

Here we have the giant green ant. It has legs that can stick on walls, as you can see here. The body and ass is twice the size of the head which means it has small brain but has a very attractive look. As you can see, the color of the ant is green. This creature has a very amazing camouflage, but it doesn't seem like a very smart creature sitting on the wall exposing itself.

Billutan couldn't resist the temptation. The ass was too big and juicy. So Billutan smack the Giant Green Ant until it squished and Billutan lick it off the wall and swallowed it. Burp! Excuse Billutan. It tastes like apple pie cream XD

Lets move on......................................... Durrummm rumm rummm rumm rummm....

Ha ha! Here we have the beautiful black-and-white-spotted-on-an-orange-base-butterfly. This is not a racist butterfly =D As we all have learn in school, butterfly was a caterpillar before it became what it has become, a butterfly, DUH~ From this, we know that it has grown a few centimeters in feet length. We also know that this butterfly is smarter than that Giant Green Ant as it is able to find the correct color blend to camouflage itself against predator. However, it is still not that intelligent to hide on Billutan's shirt.

Billutan dislike butterflies because its wings are so brittle. Billutan had deprived many butterflies of their beautiful wings, and that made Billutan sad. Thats what happened to this one... So, Billutan had to do the right thing a sane person would do. Pinch it between the index finger and thumb and put it in Billutan's mouth and swallow it. Very nutritious!

Butterflies have a very short life span, so, what Billutan did can be forgiven by law. Wait.. is it? Can anyone clarify this matter? Ah screw it. It's delicious! Hakuna Matata~

Is everyone okie so far? We're going to the next station now. Please remain silence from now on until further notice. Thank you!  Durrrummm rummm rummm rumm rummm rummm..............................

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! This is a very rare breed of the Wild Cats. Right now it is sleeping soundly. But beneath that sweet purring is a deadly vicious MONSTROSITY@@!@!!!!!! IT WILL BITE OFF YOUR KIDNEYS AND JUGGLE WITH ITS BLOODY FOUR PAWS!!!!! *pant* oh crap! I'm out of air... okie, I'm alright.

This creature has a very beautiful hair color on its body. Other than being a quick hunter, this Cat species can also be very lazy like it is now.

The Cat species can not help itself but mate every time there is an opportunity. During mating-course, both Cat will produce a very vigorous deep pur that will excite themselves.

Alright, enough on this creature, lets give it a rest. Lets move on... Darrrrummm rummm rummm ruummmm rummm rummmm.......................................................

Ahh!!! This creature right here is harmless! For those who still can't guess what it is, it is a duck tongue. *A tongue!!?! tongue is an organ you moron!!*

ah hah!! Thats where you're wrong people! This tongue is part of a duck, well, used to be. So it is still counted as an animal, a cooked one that is. Beat ya!

You don't need any extra tools other than a pair of chopsticks and a vomit bowl to get very close to this creature. You either love it or hate it. If you love it, you'll swallow it. If otherwise, then that vomit bowl will come in handy. Be aware of this Duck-Tongue though. Make sure you swallow it quickly to avoid it being stuck at your throat and choke.

More and more, this is not a very pleasant creature to look at, but it is tasty XD

Owh! before billutan forget, y'all can make noise now =D we've passed the Cat.

Lets get to the next amazing animal..... Derrrummm rummm rummm rummm rummm rumm.....................................................................

Alright, whats a complete weird animal kingdom without a creature from the sea. So here we have the fish. Salty fish from the cold hard tough sea. This one survived the current but could not escape the human wrath.

What's amazing about this fish is that it acted in SpongeBob Squarepants series as the News Anchorfish. A very very very talented fish that wears shirt and coat. But now, it shall be on someone's dinner plate XD 

Not a very good ending for the fish but so are the next animal that we're about to visit. Please bring a tissue box if you're the type that emo a lot. Thank you =D

Duuuurrummm rummm rummm rrummm rummm rummmrumm......

Here, we have the cow skin. This is what some cows will become, a carpet sold at Ikea. Ikea only have 2 color choices, brown and black. 

Anyway, cows are a wonderful animal. Every part of it can be used and consumed. In India, one of the religious practices that the Hindus performed is to drink and shower with cow pee. See how every single thing about Cow can be used?

You can even experience live in the past by making a Cow-Mobile. Haha! I have to tell y'all that it does not feel like riding a general family car, let alone luxury car XD You WILL get buttcramps XD So enjoy it~ Wonderful Cows =D

Next stop!! Duuuuurrrrurmmmmm ruummmm rummmmruummmm rummm rummmmm...................................

This is one awesome animal! It dances everywhere it goes!! For those who thinks this is a swollen up Unicorn, it is not sadly. And Unicorn don't dance XD

This is a Lion, A.K.A Lion dance~ Every moves made by this Lion is accompanied or controlled(depends how professional the Lion is) by a group Chinese drummers and cymbal players.

For your information, this animal will dance officially during Chinese New Year. This is a very racist animal XD

The public must also beware of its ability to throw oranges. It will throw oranges using its powerful tongue that's equipped with five fingers just like the humans.

People believe that letting the Lion doing its routine will help bring luck and prosperity. This is one colorful huge head Lion and at the same time very lucky too.

Alright, we shall move on to our last station. Duurrrrummm rumm rummmm ruumm rruuummm ruuummmmruummm..........................................................................

We are now in a shopping mall. This is the Party Animal. They are not afraid to sell themselves to the public. They are also very "open" as you can see.

To suit their name, they love to go party every single night and drink jugs of beer and other alcoholic beverages. Due to this, their heads slowly disappear and thus devoured their brains.

Party Animals have a very bad temperament. They are not very friendly towards small children, especially the bitches(Not female dogs). The happy noises made by small children disgust them and they will soon start to curse the children.

But when it comes to disco and loud musics, it is the other way round. They can stand the loud noises even though it will eventually pop off their ear drums and make them deaf.

This is one stupid animal and Billutan dislike them. However, the Party Animal still make it in the list just because they are one extreme creature, but still stupid. So please becareful when you bring kids near them. They can bark worst than a dog bitch.

Alright!!! We have just ended Billutan's Crazy Wild Amazing Weird Huge Wonderful Extreme Mysterious Animals tour. I hope y'all learn a lot from this tour.

Billutan hope that Billutan have successfully educate y'all about some of the things y'all need to know bout these Crazy Wild Amazing Weird Huge Wonderful Extreme Mysterious Animals.

So, thank you for coming and................................................................................. Oh my god!!!!! Come here guys!!!! Billutan just spotted an amazing rare and almost extinct creature!!!!!!!!!!

This is the amazing Chimp!! XD It is highly related to the human. Scientist have found genes in Chimps that are similar to that of a man.

This is a very intelligent creature. It walks and act just like human. This Chimp also wear clothes! Amazing!!! The head seems to be bald though, very unusual XD

Chimps are a very mysterious creature and many research still need to be done before anymore data can be officially published.

*take tag scanner* *scan chimp* 

Ah, this is one of our experimented Chimp. He is very smart and skillful. He can be seen many times driving in a white vehicle on the road. He is also very unpredictable as his mood can change from time to time but his face hides his mood.

Alright, we better leave him alone before he discover that we've been studying him. So, once again.. Thank You very very very much for joining in today's tour!!! Billutan hope y'all enjoyed it =D

See ya soon!! =D